Well, I’m alive. Barely. I disappeared for a while because I’ve been on the road, and it was a long, hard, tiring trip.
In Las Vegas.
Yeah, yeah, I get it. How bad could it be? I was in VEGAS for work, for heaven’s sake! Yep, not much to complain about, really, especially since Vegas is one of my favorite places in the world. It’s like my second home. Flapjack was even born there. (Me being in labor in Vegas is a hilarious story that I’ll have to share with you later. It was not at all funny at the time, but in hindsight, it’s some good comedy.)
I was in Vegas for the world’s largest speed dating convention. Actually it was the Virtuoso Travel Mart, which is the world’s largest luxury travel convention, but it’s very much like speed dating. I’ll tell you about it sometime if anyone actually cares to hear the details.
And after Vegas, I stopped by L.A. for a couple of days. I went to Disneyland sans kids. Boy, was THAT tough.
But I’m back now, and I missed y’all very much. And I have some great stories to tell.
Oh wait, I forgot. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…
You’ll have to beg.